1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:04,600 -The Tuunz and Addic7ed- Sinc By Maubri Metr�nomo 2 00:00:05,093 --> 00:00:07,661 out here in the middle, family rules. 3 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:09,636 It's ingrained from the day you're born- - 4 00:00:09,637 --> 00:00:11,231 You do for family. 5 00:00:12,606 --> 00:00:14,852 For the past year, I've spent every Saturday 6 00:00:14,853 --> 00:00:17,066 Taking care of my great-aunts edie and ginny. 7 00:00:17,881 --> 00:00:19,690 I drive 'em to the grocery store, 8 00:00:19,691 --> 00:00:21,546 The liquor store and whatever else they need 9 00:00:21,547 --> 00:00:22,949 To get 'em through till t he next Saturday. 10 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,532 but this Saturday I had a problem. 11 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:29,467 Mr. Ehlert's making us all come in today. 12 00:00:29,468 --> 00:00:31,127 I think he's trying to break our spirit 13 00:00:31,128 --> 00:00:32,883 By isolating us from the ones we love. 14 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,484 I can't do the aunts today either. We're both maxed out. 15 00:00:35,485 --> 00:00:38,830 Hey, could you keep it down in there? I'm trying to watch tv. 16 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:39,988 And that's when it hit me-- 17 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:43,108 The lump eating cereal on the couch in his underpants 18 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:44,522 Had a driver's license. 19 00:00:44,523 --> 00:00:47,462 Hey, axl. I'm gonna need you to start helping out 20 00:00:47,463 --> 00:00:49,919 With aunt edie and aunt ginny, arting today. 21 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,377 Whoa! I get it. Talk as loud as you want. God. 22 00:00:53,378 --> 00:00:56,505 No, I'm serious, axl. There's no reason you can't contribute. 23 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:59,311 They're your aunts, too. You do for family. 24 00:00:59,312 --> 00:01:01,714 You know what? I completely see your point, 25 00:01:01,715 --> 00:01:04,155 And I'd be so up for doing the whole old lady thing today, 26 00:01:04,156 --> 00:01:05,833 Except, sadly, my car doesn't work. 27 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:09,585 Oh. You can drive mine. Dad can take me to and from work. 28 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:12,171 God, you are so unfair! 29 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,593 I already do just as much as you do around here. 30 00:01:14,594 --> 00:01:16,187 I just don't complain about it! 31 00:01:18,398 --> 00:01:20,128 When we get old, we're not counting on him 32 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,198 To take care of us, right? We got another plan? 33 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:23,090 Yeah. 34 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:27,384 Brick... Kevin siccola invited you 35 00:01:27,385 --> 00:01:29,166 To his birthday party next Saturday? 36 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:31,282 How long has this invitation been in your backpack? 37 00:01:31,283 --> 00:01:32,951 Oh. Sorry. 38 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:40,374 Brick! 39 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,185 That's not very nice. 40 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,231 Come on. This'll be fun. 41 00:01:44,232 --> 00:01:46,509 I don't want to go. He only invited me 42 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:48,678 Because his mom made him invite everyone in the class. 43 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:50,249 Hey, you don't know that. 44 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,986 Yes, I do. He told me when he gave me the invitation. 45 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:56,204 You know how you're gonna get him back? You show up. 46 00:01:56,205 --> 00:01:57,499 So you're forcing me? 47 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,996 We would never call it that, but yes. 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,350 Hey. Oh, hey. I'm almost ready. 49 00:02:09,351 --> 00:02:10,531 Mr. Ehlert's on the warpath, 50 00:02:10,532 --> 00:02:12,191 So you might want to wait in the car. 51 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:13,446 frances! 52 00:02:13,447 --> 00:02:14,973 To take care of him for you? 53 00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:17,909 Oh, honey, that would be so great. Car. Go. 54 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:20,141 Frances, if you're not gonna sell any cars, 55 00:02:20,142 --> 00:02:22,325 At least could you wash out the coffee mugs? 56 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:23,870 Yeah, um, mr. Ehlert, 57 00:02:23,871 --> 00:02:26,039 This is my husband mike. 58 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,712 Mike, mr. Ehlert. 59 00:02:27,713 --> 00:02:29,171 How you doing? Oh, hi, mike. 60 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:32,559 Tall men, little wives. always funny. 61 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,383 Hmm. Huh. 62 00:02:37,913 --> 00:02:40,216 And when keith smart hit that last shot, 63 00:02:40,217 --> 00:02:42,285 The whole place just about exploded! 64 00:02:42,286 --> 00:02:43,837 I can't believe you were there. 65 00:02:43,838 --> 00:02:45,100 Saw it with these two eyes. 66 00:02:45,101 --> 00:02:48,443 Best day of my life, and that includes my wedding, 67 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:51,670 The birth of my children and the day we liberated iraq. 68 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,224 okay, I'm ready to go. 69 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:56,172 Well, Don, was great to meet you. 70 00:02:56,173 --> 00:02:57,800 You, too, stretch. 71 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:02,871 I'm just saying there's a lot of bluster, 72 00:03:02,872 --> 00:03:05,039 But, uh, he seems pretty harmless. Oh, my god. 73 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,042 Just because he likes sports doesn't make him a nice guy, 74 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:09,544 Stretch. 75 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:11,012 Hey, wait up! 76 00:03:11,013 --> 00:03:12,514 faster. Walk faster. 77 00:03:12,515 --> 00:03:14,516 I was just thinking, uh, 78 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:16,551 You know, my team's not in it this year, 79 00:03:16,552 --> 00:03:22,791 And, uh, it'd just be painful for me to watch, so, uh... 80 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:24,726 Oh, my god. 81 00:03:24,727 --> 00:03:26,575 These are tickets to the final four! 82 00:03:26,576 --> 00:03:28,591 Yep. Both games on Saturday. 83 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:30,398 I don't know what to say. 84 00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:31,608 Well, that's what I like about you. 85 00:03:31,609 --> 00:03:34,572 Mr. Ehlert, this is too generous... 86 00:03:34,573 --> 00:03:37,499 For my husband, who doesn't even work here. 87 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,116 Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah. I get it. 88 00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:41,884 You just have yourself a good time there, stretch. 89 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,580 And, frances, you were ten minutes late this morning! 90 00:03:45,581 --> 00:03:47,982 Come in early tomorrow, or I'll dock ya. 91 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,891 Sue, I can't go to this birthday party. 92 00:03:56,892 --> 00:03:58,693 It'll be horrible-- 93 00:03:58,694 --> 00:04:02,831 Tons of kids chasing each other, running. 94 00:04:02,832 --> 00:04:05,700 They eat sugar, and then they run more, 95 00:04:05,701 --> 00:04:07,902 For no reason. 96 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:09,552 Then tell mom you don't want to go. 97 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:12,173 I tried, but she doesn't get it. 98 00:04:12,174 --> 00:04:14,542 She thinks I have trouble fitting in. 99 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:16,010 fitting in. 100 00:04:16,011 --> 00:04:19,814 Well, then maybe you should just suck it up and go. 101 00:04:19,815 --> 00:04:21,950 or you could call as mom 102 00:04:21,951 --> 00:04:23,952 And tell her I can't come. 103 00:04:23,953 --> 00:04:25,987 Wha--brick! I can't do that. 104 00:04:25,988 --> 00:04:28,356 Sure you can. You have such a grown-up voice. 105 00:04:29,278 --> 00:04:30,225 Really? 106 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:33,261 Wow, you sounded so mature when you just said that. 107 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,365 Please, sue. If you do this for me, I'll... 108 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:39,334 I'll do your math homework. 109 00:04:39,335 --> 00:04:42,136 You'll get an "a." I promise. 110 00:04:51,947 --> 00:04:53,915 hello. You've reached the siccolas. 111 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:55,850 Please leave a message. 112 00:04:55,851 --> 00:04:57,919 Hello, mrs. Siccola. 113 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,121 allison. I mean, allison. 114 00:05:00,122 --> 00:05:03,057 This is frances heck, mother of brick heck. 115 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:05,927 Sadly, brick will be unable to attend vin's birthday party 116 00:05:05,928 --> 00:05:07,428 This Saturday. 117 00:05:07,429 --> 00:05:09,364 Please accept our sincere regrets. 118 00:05:09,365 --> 00:05:10,899 Bye. 119 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:14,802 Oh! This is frances heck, mother of brick heck. 120 00:05:14,803 --> 00:05:17,705 aah! I can't believe I just did that. 121 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:20,808 I've never lied before in my whole life. 122 00:05:20,809 --> 00:05:22,353 Really? Have you? 123 00:05:22,354 --> 00:05:23,065 No. 124 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:25,156 I'm lying. 125 00:05:26,415 --> 00:05:29,350 What do you mean you're not sure who you're taking? 126 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:32,020 I'm just sayin', he gave me the tickets. 127 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:33,929 I have to weigh my options. 128 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,939 Well, taking anyone other than your wife 129 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:38,138 To the final four is a very dangerous option. 130 00:05:38,139 --> 00:05:39,360 You have tickets to the final four? 131 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:42,430 No way! You can't take mom. She wouldn't even appreciate it. 132 00:05:42,431 --> 00:05:44,410 I'll see who treats me best in the next couple days, 133 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:47,222 And that person gets to go with me on Saturday. 134 00:05:47,239 --> 00:05:50,505 Gee, I wish I weren't so thirsty. 135 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:53,556 Of course I'm taking you. 136 00:05:53,557 --> 00:05:54,892 I just want to see how far I can push this. 137 00:05:57,912 --> 00:05:59,202 No frosty mug? 138 00:06:00,716 --> 00:06:02,817 Hello? Yeah-- 139 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:07,221 Oh, hi, aunt edie. 140 00:06:07,222 --> 00:06:08,856 Ah. 141 00:06:08,857 --> 00:06:10,825 now... 142 00:06:10,826 --> 00:06:15,063 If there were only some way to get this... 143 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,876 Into this. 144 00:06:23,238 --> 00:06:25,340 Hey, what's going on? 145 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,308 Oh, it was aunt edie. 146 00:06:27,309 --> 00:06:30,278 She called to tell me my great-uncle mac died. 147 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,713 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 148 00:06:31,714 --> 00:06:34,215 Yeah. he was 91. Mm. 149 00:06:34,216 --> 00:06:36,851 You know, I hadn't seen him that much lately, 150 00:06:36,852 --> 00:06:38,950 But when I was little, every time we visited him, 151 00:06:38,951 --> 00:06:42,223 He gave us a slice of bologna. 152 00:06:42,224 --> 00:06:44,125 He was aunt edie's favorite brother. 153 00:06:44,126 --> 00:06:45,994 She's pretty upset. Oh, jeez. 154 00:06:45,995 --> 00:06:48,329 They're shipping him back for the funeral. 155 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,331 It's gonna be Saturday. 156 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:52,834 Saturday, huh? 157 00:06:52,835 --> 00:06:54,238 This Saturday? 158 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,878 hey, guys. 159 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,813 I just heard some sad news. 160 00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,414 Your great-great-uncle mac died. 161 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:06,283 Oh, my god. No! 162 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:10,628 Oh, it's okay, honey. 163 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:13,557 I know it's hard, but he had a good, long life. 164 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,059 Was he the one who used to wear suspenders? 165 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,662 No, that's your uncle nate. It is? 166 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:22,262 I thought uncle nate was the one with the big toe for a thumb. 167 00:07:22,263 --> 00:07:23,264 That's uncle lou. 168 00:07:23,265 --> 00:07:25,743 No, uncle lou is the one who can take out his eye. 169 00:07:25,744 --> 00:07:27,337 No, that's your cousin roy. 170 00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:29,439 Uncle mac was your aunt edie's favorite brother. 171 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,342 You only met him once when you were very little. 172 00:07:32,343 --> 00:07:33,811 Oh. 173 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:36,680 So the one with the big toe for a thumb is still okay? 174 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:39,583 We should visit him sometime. He's funny. 175 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,051 Okay. Listen, guys. 176 00:07:41,052 --> 00:07:43,607 I could use some help in the next few days, all right? 177 00:07:43,608 --> 00:07:45,390 Oh, and remind me to call mrs. Siccola 178 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:47,136 And teller that brick can't come to kevin's party. 179 00:07:52,251 --> 00:07:54,215 Mom's gonna call mrs. Siccola, 180 00:07:54,216 --> 00:07:55,632 And then she's gonna find out 181 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,202 That we already called! 182 00:07:58,203 --> 00:08:00,704 Don't panic. Here's what we're gonna do. 183 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:02,806 You're gonna call mrs. Siccola again 184 00:08:02,807 --> 00:08:05,209 And say I can come to the party... 185 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,657 So when mom calls and says I can't, 186 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,672 It will all make sense. 187 00:08:09,914 --> 00:08:13,483 Ay. Good. hello. You've rched the siccolas. 188 00:08:13,484 --> 00:08:14,885 Please leave a message. 189 00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,386 Hi there, allison. 190 00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:18,322 Just calling to let you know 191 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,746 That my son can come to party after all. 192 00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:22,125 Thank you. 193 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,596 who's your son? You didn't say who you were. 194 00:08:27,198 --> 00:08:29,736 hi. Forgot to say my name. 195 00:08:29,737 --> 00:08:30,993 It was frances heck, 196 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,970 Just letting you know that brick can't come to the party. 197 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,617 he can. He can come to the pa rty. 198 00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:38,021 at least for now. 199 00:08:38,022 --> 00:08:40,538 not that we're expecting anything to happen. 200 00:08:40,539 --> 00:08:43,031 All signs are clear that he is coming. 201 00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:46,036 did I say axl? Because I meant brick. 202 00:08:46,037 --> 00:08:48,073 You know, I just wanted to be accurate. 203 00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:48,916 Hello? 204 00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:55,459 so... 205 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:58,997 This funeral- it's really on Saturday? 206 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,396 Yeah, that's what she said. 207 00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,231 Hey, does your sport coat still fit? 208 00:09:02,232 --> 00:09:03,438 Oh, and don't wait till the last minute 209 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:04,608 To see if you have a shirt. 210 00:09:04,609 --> 00:09:06,937 Huh. Seems like there's a lot to do. 211 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:11,458 I'm thinking they should just maybe push it till Sunday. 212 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,386 What? 213 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:15,739 I don't know. Just Sunday seems like a better day. 214 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:18,759 You know, the lord's day and all that. 215 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,781 Saturday--not such a great funeral day to me. 216 00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:24,642 Yeah, well, that's what day it is, mike. 217 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:26,572 Besides, what do you care what day the-- 218 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,960 Oh... My... God. 219 00:09:31,961 --> 00:09:33,370 Oh, my god! 220 00:09:33,371 --> 00:09:35,220 If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, 221 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:38,235 You are opening a door you do not want to open. 222 00:09:38,236 --> 00:09:41,092 It's the final four, frankie. Final four! 223 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:43,076 It's his funeral, mike! 224 00:09:43,077 --> 00:09:44,658 Final funeral. 225 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:45,649 I know, but... 226 00:09:46,429 --> 00:09:49,313 Is anyone really gonna miss me if I can't be there? 227 00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:51,481 If it was immediate family, I'd definitely go. 228 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:53,623 Well, it just might be if you keep going down this road. 229 00:09:53,624 --> 00:09:55,172 Come on. I barely knew the guy. 230 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:58,121 I met him at our wedding and, like, one other time. 231 00:09:58,122 --> 00:09:59,875 I thought he was the guy with the toe for a thumb, too. 232 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:01,608 Yeah, but we're not going for his sake. 233 00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:04,919 We're going for aunt edie. Funerals are for the livin. 234 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,534 That's what I'm saying. If this teaches us anything, 235 00:10:07,535 --> 00:10:09,976 It's that we should live life while we're here... 236 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,943 In indiana... Where the final four is. 237 00:10:12,944 --> 00:10:16,539 when am I ever gonna get a chance like this again? 238 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,588 You know what? 239 00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:20,057 I'm not gonna sit here and explain to you 240 00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:21,549 Wh the right thing to do is. 241 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,903 This is between you and yourself, 242 00:10:23,904 --> 00:10:27,310 And if you would rather go to the final four instead of 243 00:10:27,311 --> 00:10:31,950 My 91-year-old-uncle-who-used- to-give-me-bologna's funeral, 244 00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:33,237 Then you go. 245 00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:34,482 It's up to you. 246 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:36,497 Okay. 247 00:10:36,498 --> 00:10:39,516 I want to go to the final four. 248 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:40,958 Fine. If that's what you want. 249 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:41,698 It is. 250 00:10:41,699 --> 00:10:44,104 Fine. Then it's settle 251 00:10:44,105 --> 00:10:45,974 We don't have to talk about it again. 252 00:10:57,418 --> 00:10:59,614 All right, I get it. You're still mad. 253 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,049 I'm not mad, mike. 254 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,571 I guess I just don't understand. That's all. 255 00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:06,120 I don't understand why you can't just come to the funeral 256 00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:07,384 And tape t games. 257 00:11:09,909 --> 00:11:11,076 Tape the games? 258 00:11:11,077 --> 00:11:13,641 So instead of actually being there, 259 00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:15,849 I can watch it three hours later, sitting on my couch, 260 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:17,812 After everybody else already knows who won. 261 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:19,226 Tape the games? 262 00:11:19,227 --> 00:11:22,314 Seriously, tape the games? Tape the funeral! 263 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,400 At least I won't have to worry 264 00:11:23,401 --> 00:11:24,829 About anybody telling me how it ends. 265 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:25,876 Forget it, mike. 266 00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:28,576 I guess we just have cultural differences I wasn't aware of. 267 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:30,327 Cultural diff- what are you talking about? 268 00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:31,988 Cultural differences? We're both from here. 269 00:11:31,989 --> 00:11:33,034 Well, you'd never know it. 270 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,965 Death is a big deal to my family, mike. 271 00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:37,015 We do death very well- not like your family, 272 00:11:37,016 --> 00:11:38,982 Where you just ts 'em in a hole and drink. 273 00:11:38,983 --> 00:11:40,598 Either way, they end up in the same place. 274 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,511 And--and how are we gonna explain to axl 275 00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:43,905 Why his father isn't going? 276 00:11:43,906 --> 00:11:45,264 Oh, this is just a little amendment 277 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,229 To what we said before- we do for family, 278 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:48,836 Unless something better comes along, 279 00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:49,796 And then to hell with it. 280 00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:52,281 I don't even know why we're talking about it. 281 00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:55,024 You won, mike. You won. You're not going. You won. 282 00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:57,321 You won, you won, you won, you won. 283 00:11:57,322 --> 00:11:59,590 Fine! I'll go to the funeral. Thank you! 284 00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:01,223 Fine. Then it's settled. 285 00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:02,326 We don't have to talk about it again. 286 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:14,699 Okay, I get it. You're sulking. 287 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,359 Am I not allowed to sulk anymore? 288 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,476 I'm not allowed to go to the final four, 289 00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:18,669 And I'm not allowed to sulk? 290 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,995 I think if you put this in perspective, you'll see-- 291 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:23,966 look, you wanted me to go to the funeral, 292 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,215 And I'm going. You won. 293 00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,911 You got what you wanted, so be happy. 294 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,682 But I don't want you to go because I want you to go. 295 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,439 I want you to go because you want to go. 296 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,843 Well, I don't! Well, you should. 297 00:12:33,844 --> 00:12:35,095 How would you feel if you died, 298 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:37,437 And someone came to your funeral because someone else made 'em, 299 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:39,758 And what they really wanted to do was be at a basketball game? 300 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,574 I'd feel dead! I wouldn't care. 301 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:45,751 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna specify in my will 302 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:47,620 That if I die during any major sporting event, 303 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,494 No one has to come to my funeral. 304 00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:50,369 Oh, I have a better idea. 305 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,687 Why don't we take you to the nearest stadium, 306 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,261 And we'll shoot you out of the t-shirt cannon At halftime? 307 00:12:54,262 --> 00:12:58,179 Look, it doesn't matter if I want to or don't want to. 308 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,702 This is obviously important to you, and I get that. 309 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:03,107 I said I'm going, and I'm going, 310 00:13:03,108 --> 00:13:04,275 So just leave it alone! 311 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:07,052 If you can't go to this funeral with a smile on your face, 312 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,089 Then don't go. Fine. I won't. 313 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,351 Don't. Fine. 314 00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:11,152 Then it's settled. 315 00:13:11,153 --> 00:13:12,345 We don't have to talk about it again. 316 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:16,693 Hey, so I heard dad's going to the game, so there's-- no. 317 00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:18,956 Brick was learning a ban 318 00:13:18,957 --> 00:13:22,111 Of master criminals is only as strong as its weakest link. 319 00:13:22,112 --> 00:13:24,027 I can't handle the pressure. I'm gonna go to mom. 320 00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:26,038 I'm gonna turn myself in. Pull yourself together. 321 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,546 The only way this goes bad is if you lose it. 322 00:13:28,547 --> 00:13:31,917 I never should have lied. You talked me into it. 323 00:13:31,918 --> 00:13:33,532 You're in this as deep as I am. 324 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,455 You got your math homework done. 325 00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:37,218 You got your precious "a." 326 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:39,415 I don't want to be a part of this anymore. 327 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:42,154 I want out. I want out! 328 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,220 You should've thought of that before you got in. 329 00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:46,707 Here's what you're gonna do. 330 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,607 You're gonna call as mom again 331 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,560 And tell her someone's been using mom's name, 332 00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:53,933 So whatever they called and said, it's the opposite. 333 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:58,039 Okay. 334 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,090 hello. You've reached the siccolas. 335 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:01,526 Please leave a message. 336 00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:02,925 Hello, allison. 337 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,713 Listen, I just wanted to let you know 338 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,599 That there's some kids in the neighborhood 339 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,052 Pretending to be me and r. S.V.P.Ing in crazy ways, 340 00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:12,624 So you shouldn't trust any calls 341 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,431 You may have received previously. 342 00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:16,261 But I am the real mom. 343 00:14:16,262 --> 00:14:18,773 You can tell 'cause I'm so stressed out. 344 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,025 I can't tell you the last time I took a bath, 345 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,189 And we both-- 346 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:26,817 Oman) hello? Who is this? Oh, hi. You're there. 347 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:32,655 Uh, yeah, so I was just saying how we're both moms, 348 00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:34,460 And we both know how hard it is 349 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:35,707 When we're trying to go to the bathroom 350 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,989 And the kids are pounding on the door, right? 351 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:40,983 wait. This isn't frankie heck. 352 00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:44,492 It's sue heck. It's always been sue heck! I'm so sorry. 353 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,396 I've never done anything like this before in my whole life, 354 00:14:46,397 --> 00:14:49,063 But I got a 79 on my math test, and I needed my brother's help, 355 00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:51,380 And I'm just so weak! Please don't tell my mom! 356 00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:56,126 Hey. 357 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,340 Hey. 358 00:14:57,341 --> 00:14:59,032 So I picked up aunt edie's photo album 359 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,440 For the slide show at the funeral. 360 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,199 I didn't know aunt edie lived with us. 361 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:02,776 What? 362 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,300 Yeah. I found this picture of her and me when I was a baby. 363 00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:08,272 She said she lived here for a while. Oh, yeah. 364 00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:10,893 After you were born, your mom and I both had to work, 365 00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:13,061 And you'd never sleep, so aunt edie moved in 366 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:15,594 For a few months and helped take care of you. Hmm. 367 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,578 Hmm. 368 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:38,422 I want to go to the funeral. I really do. 369 00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:42,792 And there it was. 370 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,938 Mike wanted to go to the funeral. 371 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:48,239 he didn't want to want to go, but he did. 372 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:53,292 I am recording the games. 373 00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:56,044 I got beer in the fridge, a couple bags of chips. 374 00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:58,405 When I get home, I'm taking off my pants 375 00:15:58,406 --> 00:16:00,377 And watching the whole thing from start to finish. 376 00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:02,231 Uh, that's really cutting edge 377 00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:03,701 That you're taping that on your vcr, 378 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,504 But for those of us who aren't living in the '80s, 379 00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:06,651 I'll be getting tweets of the score 380 00:16:06,652 --> 00:16:07,963 Sent to me during the funeral. 381 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,826 You so much as breathe a word of that score to me, 382 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,631 And that phone's going in the ground with uncle mac. 383 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,017 I don't get it. 384 00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:17,616 Why hasn't mom punished us yet? 385 00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:19,816 She must know. 386 00:16:20,653 --> 00:16:22,313 Or does she? 387 00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,385 does she? 388 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,815 I just wish she'd punish me and get it over with, 389 00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:29,783 'cause the guilt is killing me. 390 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,318 Mom trusted me. 391 00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:34,855 Now she'll know I'm not the child she thinks I am, 392 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,173 And I'll have lost that trust forever! 393 00:16:36,174 --> 00:16:38,054 Okay, guys, time to go. 394 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:40,148 Mom, there's something I have to tell you. 395 00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:42,859 I called mrs. Siccola. I called her about the party. 396 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,624 Oh, honey, thank you. 397 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,983 Oh, I've been meaning to do that all week. 398 00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:49,460 And an "a" on your math homework, too. 399 00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,043 You are my good girl. 400 00:16:53,475 --> 00:16:55,325 We got away with it. 401 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,468 But at what cost, brick? 402 00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:01,224 at what cost? 403 00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:07,118 Come on, guys. Aunt edie's probably already there. 404 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,315 We don't want to be late. 405 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,689 whoa. I don't feel so good. 406 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,477 Yeah, nice try. You're still goin'. 407 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:17,807 No, I got this pain in my gut. I feel like I might be sick. 408 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,586 That's how you know you're doing the right thing 409 00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:33,628 brick, what are you doing? 410 00:17:33,629 --> 00:17:34,823 I'm trying to find the guy 411 00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:37,997 With the toe for a thumb. 412 00:17:40,808 --> 00:17:42,315 Oh, no! 413 00:17:43,078 --> 00:17:43,690 No-- 414 00:17:43,691 --> 00:17:46,797 Uncle mac, gone too soon, 415 00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:47,763 Huh, dad? 416 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,641 Aw. 417 00:17:50,642 --> 00:17:52,427 Welcome, friends. 418 00:17:52,428 --> 00:17:55,954 We're here today to remember mac freehold-- 419 00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,707 Friend, uncle, cousin 420 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:00,995 And, of course, beloved brother. 421 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:05,251 Mac was especially close to his baby sister edie, 422 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,824 Who has some thoughts she'd like to share with us now. 423 00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,058 Thank you, pastor. 424 00:18:14,675 --> 00:18:17,225 I just want to thank you all for coming. 425 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,959 It means so much to have you here... 426 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:23,609 At my birthday party! 427 00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:26,034 You know, 428 00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,676 I have friends who just dread their birthday, 429 00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:32,297 But I just say, consider the alternative. 430 00:18:32,298 --> 00:18:34,906 I couldn't believe it. I had dragged mike away 431 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,331 From the event of a lifetime so he could be here, 432 00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:40,071 Even though aunt edie apparently wasn't. 433 00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:41,872 Hey, aunt edie, 434 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:43,851 I think you're aittle confused. 435 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,621 We're not here for that. 436 00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:52,042 We're actually here f-for... 437 00:18:57,597 --> 00:19:02,536 � happy birthday to you � 438 00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:06,806 � happy birthday to you � 439 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:12,484 � happy birthday, dear edie � 440 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:19,215 � happy birthday to you � 441 00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:24,021 I'm sorry. 442 00:19:24,022 --> 00:19:25,609 I'm really sorry. 443 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,690 How was I supposed to know it was all for nothing? 444 00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:29,616 Listen, go to indianapolis. 445 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:30,835 You can still catch the second game. 446 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,076 We'll find a ride home. You just take axl and go. 447 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:35,569 Okay. 448 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,677 axl, you're gonna have to drive. 449 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,765 Hey, get us there by tip-off, I'll buy ya a hoosier dog. 450 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,832 Aah! 451 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,549 That's the thing about life. 452 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,290 You wake up in the morning, 453 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,456 You never know what's gonna happen- - 454 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,354 You get handed tickets to t he final four, 455 00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:54,922 Your uncle dies, you think your husband's faking it 456 00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:56,270 And he has appendicitis. 457 00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,960 Do you have any allergies? Anything we need to know? 458 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:00,320 One thing. 459 00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:03,260 You know the scores from the final four, don't tell me. 460 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,137 now don't worry. We're gonna pop that appendix out, 461 00:20:13,138 --> 00:20:15,747 And you'll be good as new. he's almost out. 462 00:20:16,711 --> 00:20:19,401 Hell of a game, huh? Oh, best finish I ever saw. 463 00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:21,382 Great day to be a duke fan. 464 00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:24,186 no! 465 00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:26,277 At the end of the day, wrong or right, 466 00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:27,850 You do for family-- 467 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,974 Whether they appreciate it or n ot, 468 00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:32,079 Whether they even know it or n ot. 469 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,283 You do it 'cause it's just what you do. 470 00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:35,620 Here's your soup, 471 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,117 With little crackers and everything. 472 00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:40,140 Aw, I didn't want u to get it 'cause I wanted you to get it. 473 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:42,736 I wanted you to get it because you wanted to get it. 474 00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:44,073 Okay then. 475 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,947 Frankie, I was just kiddin'. 476 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:48,648 You know I don't care what you want. 477 00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,987 Just bring me myoup! 478 00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:22,349 -The Tuunz and Addic7ed- Sinc By Maubri Metr�nomo 479 00:24:22,399 --> 00:24:26,949 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0